Yeah. New Year’s Resoultions are pretty much crap. Some totally awesome thing that you’re going to do that will make your life real sweet, but you end up giving up on it before the first week of the new year is through.
This year I’m going to kick the resoultion monkey right in the nuts and dance the Charleston on it’s writhing body as I set out to make, and keep, one slacker resolution for each month of the new year.
That way my crap life will have 12 more ounces of slacker love.
So, here goes. And I don’t expect to do these in any particular order other than least effort to most effort.
1 – Stop playing with my tongue ring.
2 – Organize my CD collection (which right now is scattered in the back seat)
3 – Blog every day (lucky you, huh?)
4 – Get rid of the old computers in my closet.
5 – Throw away the multiple cigarette packs that have fallen behind my computer desk.
6 – Replace the airconditioner filter.
7 – Finish taking the wallpaper in the kitchen down (a project 3 years running now)
8 – Create a meditation area free of banana spiders in the back yard.
9 – Regrout the nasty black grout in the shower.
10 – Get a new job.
11 – Open a CD online.
12 – Donate the clothes that haven’t fit me since high school to GoodWill.
ThatWhiteGuy1 said,
December 29, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Are banana spiders the big ones that look like crickets?
justamy said,
December 30, 2008 at 7:07 am
They are about the size of your hand (shudder), black with yellow stripes. Harmless.. but creepy looking.